Same fucking adverts, if I'm not interested the first time then I'm not going to be interested the 100th time, & I'm not paying shit face Elon to go ad free.

In other irrelevant news.

21:00 24,8,24 so depressing

There I was happily taking photos of yellow flowers for tomorrow's #GardensHour, #SixWeeksOfColour only to realise it's meant to be white 🤦‍♂️ so here you go, have them for #SundayYellow.

The clock's ticking & the day's are running down until I take on the Thames Bridges Trek for the Terrence Higgins Trust helping to end new cases of HIV by 2030. Please see my pinned tweet for my Justgiving page. #HIV Time's up

One hour to go for #GardensHour 9pm-10pm UK/BST The theme this week is WHITE - do you still have anything white in your garden, or do you have a favourite white plant from earlier in the year? It’s also Q&A week - ask away underneath. Don’t forget the hashtag !

Good evening all. Sorry i can't stop for tonight's session but here's my selection for #SixWeeksOfColour #white #GardensHour

Job opportunities here on the Nursery & Propagation Facility at RHS Wisley 👇 🌱 🌱🌱🌱🌱 rhsocli.webitrent.com/rhsocli_webrec…

Don't even know why I'm watching this, but I've never wanted to smash the shit out of the TV so much.

September, how did that happen!

Wednesday can't come soon enough.

A massive thank you to everyone who donated to my Justgiving page. My £350 target has been reached but let's not stop there, Please keep donating. I have one final coastal walk to do before I take on the Thames Bridges Trek on 14th September in support of Terrence Higgins Trust Terrence Higgins Trust Champions

In Spain, people are putting pineapples in their shopping trolley to show they're looking for a date. In the UK, just look for someone buying Yorkshire Tea. They're clearly marriage material.

All packed & ready to go.

Phoenix canariensis & Furcraea longaeva

Morning peeps. First one down for breakfast 😋

All aboard ⛴ Scillonian III

Best fish n chips for at least 30 miles, no seriously that was good 😋

Catch up with my adventures over on Instagram.