Fake Christianity, summarized

I made the same jokes 5 years ago, you just used to have unfunny taste.

Today we learn the Bible is about OTHER people.

"Come at me bro" Christian edition. Friend, I didn't, and I wouldn't.

It's possible some people are mad that I "crashed my empire" because it destroyed theirs. It wasn't yours, man. It wasn't yours. I'm sorry.

You're right. I forgot, God runs out of forgiveness, eventually.

Talk more about teenage angst, friend.

Played your card too early. Rookie mistake. Why do you think your "advice" and admonishments hold no value? You preach morals and values, but possess none.

Pedophilia is a “sexual preference”? Wtf? Matt Bahr supports the MAP movement???

I know a way better co-host. Save on snack budget, too.

The United States is the best economy in the world at convincing you to enjoy watching other people have fun.

Rolf. I guarantee you both of these are false. Lmao.

What's amazing to me is the 150,000 things I did out of line that NO ONE in the church cared about. Christians don't give a shit about sin.

And they say I'm a bad lawyer.

Can't wait to see evidence of me fucking someone.

I think it's way too high, lmao. The 8th amendment says no excessive bails, it doesn't change based on my personal feelings. That said, if people don't understand the philosophy of why this bail is higher, there's a good discussion to have about it.

Hey, Dick Masterson when do I get to audition for VITO | Breaker of Narratives's money?

If there's one thing I'm demonstrably good at...

It's about ethics in right wing journalism.

If only twitch had investigated the minor's age as hard as he did.