Some kind of cobbler, perhaps? (Just trying to break up the timeline a bit.)

Someone just retweeted this, and it’s So Weird to look back nearly five years and see it almost as a historical document. (Or an historical document, if you’d rather.)

Today will be spent trying to parent a child in a way that doesn’t lead, twenty years later, to him travelling 200 miles to loot a Greggs and punch a police officer because he’s terrified of people who look a bit different to him. How difficult can it be? Time will tell I guess

Spent the night in A&E with Ivor (he’s fine, thankfully). Squad of docs and nurses from all over the world. Brilliant care. Best of humanity.

Idly wondered what my first ever tweet was. Turns out it was this. What does it even mean? No idea.

If you guys haven’t assembled a makeshift coral reef by 8am, you’re just not trying hard enough

Musical discoveries of no real consequence pt 3685: In the ridiculous bass break in "You Can Call Me Al" (30 notes long) the last 14 notes are just the first 14 notes, played backwards. (Literally. Tape reversed.) I wasted 10 minutes checking this.