I watch you crumble; like a very old wall

I always forget which guy is Tears and which guy is Fears

Just been to see Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. (Still maintain it should have been called ‘Bee2lejuice’) Anyway, Halloween season has begun.

Monday

RIP to King Jaffe Joffer of Zamunda. His best role. Don’t @ me.

There goes my zero (access to the kids)

With the revelation that Dave Grohl has fallen, it's finally time to admit that it is all men.

In muppets christmas carol he is married to a pig but has a son who is 100% frog which you have to question

It is such sad news to learn that we have lost the wonderful Kenneth Cope. There simply isn’t enough space to do justice to the many brilliant performances he gave us through the years. Thank you, Kenneth. Rest in peace.

Fucking hell, men (not all men), but MEN

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT; EAMONN HOLMES

Why is everyone tweeting about tweet-ups like this is 2013?

Did anyone ever get the answer to ‘WHY MCA?’