Stephen Miller was created by soaking Joseph Goebbels' nail scrapings in fermented pig urine, then centrifuging it with bat DNA inside a raccoon incubator. It happened in Paraguay in 1962.

I’m sure Republicans in Congress will be launching an investigation of Russian payments to those right-wing social media accounts any day now, right?

If we can get Geeks & Nerds for Harris Walz to 15K followers, I will make Andy "Brak" Merrill sing a heartwarming song on our call. Rib-crushingly sincere. Can you help? Andy “Brak & other things” Merrill 🪷 💙

I am so proud of my party. Yesterday, the National faced a horrible tragedy, but we didn’t let it stop us from thinking harder and praying more devoutly than we ever have done before. This is how we make progress

I bet Putin took Tim Pool's hair in the deal just to be a dick

Republicans accuse teachers of being “groomers.” The reality is teachers are American heroes every damn day.

He always sounds like a kid giving an oral report on a book he hasn’t read.

That's it. Not one more word needs to be spoken by him to know he's unfit.

The quiet part out loud.

“What if it happens here?” “What if I’m in the bathroom?” “Are our windows bulletproof?” “What if you get shot, and we’re left alone?” -questions asked by nine-year olds the morning after yet another school shooting

Everyday when I leave the house it’s more depressing. As Election Day gets closer the more confederate flags, and Trump merchandise I see. It’s really starting to wear on me. Knowing my vote here does very little is heartbreaking. I still vote in EVERY election here though.

Once again the Republican “chaos caucus” and Trump will jeopardize the paychecks of thousands of Federal employees in the name of politics and his campaign. Mike Johnson clearly takes his orders from the fringe caucus of his party and Trump who is a private citizen. Why Mike

The problem with kids these days is they want a participation trophy even when they lose.

Please have your campaign signs out by Halloween so I know who to trick and who to treat. 🎃

It's been over a month and we still don't know where Kamala Harris stands on the subject of Hannibal Lecter, nor her position on electrocution vs ingestion by shark. What is she hiding?

Clarence Thomas needs to be impeached.

I remember a time when supporting and defending Russia was viewed negatively by the Republican Party.

There were 376 law enforcement officers at Uvalde. They used school children as human shields.

The MAGAts have concluded that they’re not Russian pawns after doing their own research on Russian-funded websites.

He keeps saying we are a nation in decline, but it’s really just him.