When morel “foraging.” Also found wild asparagus.

A feast.

But not the same without Scott Shapiro

Mika Walker Kane Scott Shapiro Real shooting puppies has never been tried.

Standard antisemitic trope: Jews won’t shoot their pets.

Thinking about that guy I knew in law school that had a full back tattoo of the Fall of Icarus to remind himself “to be humble”

Mitt Romney: I strapped my dog to the car roof cross country

Kristi Noem: Hold my kibble

Professor Scott Shapiro and his students train artificial intelligence models so that law clinics can help more clients:

“That’s what motivates academics and scholars to solve problems people have always dreamed of solving.”

How Yale Law is shaping AI: bit.ly/4aCzxAx

Embarrassing confession: I have never killed any of my pets.

Guns don’t kill puppies, Governors kill puppies

Andrew Charles Baker ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Scott Shapiro If Kristi Noem's puppy were armed, none of this would have happened.

The originalist case for killing your puppy

You know a legal argument is too ridiculous when 1) you can’t say it without laughing or 2) Sam Alito would say it in oral argument.

M O R A L I T Y I N B I O

Since Elon Musk took over, the inclusive legal positivist bot problem has become a crisis.

“And if I’m elected, I promise to kill your dog too”