Ted, just admit it. Perry Farrell & Jane's Addiction called it 29 years ago youtube.com/watch?v=1CpRCc… #TedCruz Ted Cruz

Stephen King to pay for troops' holiday trip home http://bit.ly/5XyQ6b renounces writing ever again and goes into the tourism industry

waiting for my arms to start back up. right now they're runnin' cold

Ice triggers 50-car pileup along Route 110 in Conn.; 46 said to receive minor injuries http://bit.ly/69hTms

Tonight: President Obama on '60 Minutes' http://bit.ly/4ZGvVa

just saw my last few phone dials, noticed i must've 'butt dialed' some1 w/whom i eventually didn't 'click'. she & my butt talked for 7m14s

Young Sports Reporter to Sports Copy Editor: “You never listen to me!” Sports Copy Editor: “I blocked you out at ‘hello.’”

thanks to those who have helped me hobble along w/work this morning. i'm getting acess back in pieces

not that much of a good day at work

#imeem & #myspace merger have completely ruined my work weeken

spun out on a patch of ice, noticed an orange spinning tire icon on my dash lit up, announcing i had no traction. I already knew that.

went to drop some stuff off in storage but my lock was 'frozen' even after applying almost an entire canister of de-icer. Storage-fail

#imeem has merged w/myspace. here I was hoping #myspace was finally dead; it's ugly messy unorganized confusing; #Imeem was perfectly clear

In Like #Flint has been on almost every day the last 30 days. I am not complaining

wow, snow. that's shocking for Michigan this time of year.

Has David Letterman been making fun of Tiger Woods' marital indiscretions?

brian bonsall, Michael J Fox's little brother Andy on Family Ties likely to do jail time for allegedly smacking a pal in face with a stool

Bryant Gumbel had cancerous tumors removed from his lungs about 2 months ago & didn't tell anyone. Bryant Gumbel 'not a snitch'

unidentified woman taken from Tiger Wood's house this morning via ambulance. Tiger remains 'not a snitch'

RT OHnewsroom Entertainment Editor looking at handout art of singer Tom Jones: “Look at his chest hair. I think I see the face of Jesus.”