Your Dad hates the way your fingers feel.

I watched FNL. It’s not like me to comment on such matters but I’ve had 2 coffees.Comedy has always been for the outsiders & the misfits.Remember there’s a human being at the end of your opinion. I met Jordan in Edinburgh. Loved her.I knew instantly “You’re one of me - a comic”❤️

Seann Walsh Got no followers so no point 🤣

Whoever RTd this, have some more self respect

Getting a ‘like’ instead of a RT makes me feel like I do when I get vouchers instead of money. Yeah, I appreciate it but could you not just have…ffs, no, thanks a lot. It’s great

God-bless Micky Beale, Vi-va Micky Beale, Long-live Micky Beale

Never before have some comedians had to change so many words to so many songs

Remember when you were a kid and you would imagine what it was like to be Prime Minister? Liz Truss’ time as leader was actually like what it would’ve been like if I was Prime Minister

🐶 COMING SOON 🐶 The real reason I’ve agreed to do this is so you can hear the voice Jack uses when he talks to his dog - You will not regret listening.

Seann and I we’re talking about how there aren’t enough podcasts so we thought we’d do something about it. “Be the change you want to see”.

Seann Walsh is Dead. Happy Now? coming soon to YouTube.

And just quickly, apparently Tom’s back in Blink. Take off your pants 🔥

I filmed Back From The Bed last night. I’m filming Seann Walshes Dead. Happy Now on Sunday and I released Kiss in March. 3 specials in 1 year They’re all self produced. Couldn’t have done it without my friends and family. Last night was probably the highlight of my career. Thanks

I’m funding this all myself so appreciate the support from all that have come to see me over the last few years and continue to watch my stuff. It means a lot. One day, some fucker will pay me for this again.✌️