Me: what's your favorite m&m? Gf: peanut Me:... it's like you don't even care about me Gf: what's yours? Some gross gay m&ms?

Oh no, some conservative voices were supposedly getting money from Russia. No one would ever dare be influenced by some foreign government.

Are we not talking about Churchill anymore?

This is me

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The cramps fucking rule music.apple.com/us/album/journ…

Why do I keep getting these ads for broccoli? What is big broccoli up to?

Okay this tweet is blowing up and I’ve made some racist responses in the comment section, so I just want to make it abundantly clear I am racist 😌 make no mistake about it!

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What she thinks of when she says she likes guys who read for a hobby vs what i think of.

Does this mean I'll be receiving money soon?

Let's play a game. You guys give me a keyword or phrase, and I'll post the best meme that it gives me from my meme folder.

Same as mine