I wish Bernie Mac was still here. His Club Shay Shay interview would break the internet

I did something extremely risky tonight. To be honest, I’m still shaking. A homeless woman wandered up to me on my porch today. I was having hookah and she asked “Are you a boy or a girl?” And then she asked “is that hookah?” I said yes and invited her onto my porch for some—

A poster for Sonic Adventure DX parodies that of the movie "Speed", starring Keanu Reeves.

Space Marine 2 is woke: confirmed

Queen Hornet

Playing Astro Bot feels like being a kid on Christmas morning. I don't have a joke for that. It's just so good.

Okay, maybe this is me getting swept up in the moment but Astro Bot is already something special. And I'm barely 30 minutes into the game 😅

Please signal boost

This Toyota dealership just bodied the cyber truck

I thought there was only one account that was always found under every viral tweet, but no, there's been another appearing right along with that one.

Costco is selling classic arcade cocktail tables this is peak adulthood

Someone questioned my masculinity, so I went home and watched Love Actually and ate a pint of Häagen Dazs. I meant I slammed a beer and then ate the bottle. One of those scenarios happened.

I follow somebody on here that would 100% try this lol.

Living.

Calling in sick to work because the cashier at the store this morning told me to have a great day and there’s just no way I can do that at the office

"Am I fucking with you or will you become a memory? Who's to say? LOL!"