Cassius convincing Brutus to help assassinate Julius Caesar

On this day in 44 BC, Julius Caesar looked around and said, "Kind of a weird vibe in here."

the villagers: don't go to dracula's castle jonathan harker: sorry I didn't quite catch that the villagers: he's evil jonathan harker: that could mean anything the villagers: he will kill you jonathan harker: hmmm. anyway here I go

you want me to make friends? the thing that killed julius caesar?

Elizabeth when she goes to Darcy's house and Darcy is there

Happy Ides of March. Celebrate responsibly.

hello sharks I'm asking for 20,000 francs and for box 5 to be left empty

Let me know when The Cut publishes “The Case for Marrying an Older Man Whose First Wife Is Locked in the Attic”

dracula: welcome to my house! enter freely and of your own will! jonathan harker:

it’s that time of year again

athena asking zeus if odysseus can go home yet

Jane Austen reaching the last chapter of a book: and another thing. I am FINISHED writing dialogue. SICK of it. okay some people got married and others didn't. nobody said anything every again, goodbye

nick carraway: dr. tj eckleburg:

guys will be like "sorry i have a lot on my plate right now" and it's literally just staring at the green light across the bay

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be shunned by the landed gentry for having ideas above my station

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked (odysseus is a really good listener)

mr. knightley operating on hater levels heretofore unseen

mary bennet at the netherfield ball