if 5 random white ppl come up to me & tell me they are imagine dragons im gonna have no choice but to believe them

I seriously hope these aren’t gift horses

If there was no mirrors in gyms you’d never see a woman there again

Because one is playful and whimsical and the other sounds like you’re about to shoot up a GameStop

“He didn’t ‘poison’ our country” Uhh, that’s not entirely true because here you are.

NEW: Arizona inmate caught on camera crawling past a guard into the female side of the jail to r-pe a woman Justin Avery, 29, was in custody for allegedly s-xually assaulting five women near Arizona State University's Tempe campus He later admitted he “snuck over like a spider”

im making a movie on an iphone too its called 28 beers later its a documentary

Jesus. There are countless results

It’s a little weird, watching this game, Jets fans look like they’re witnessing Pearl Harbor firsthand everytime Rodgers takes the field. However, you can hear his name chanted throughout the arena. Is th- is this the twilight zone I’ve heard so much about?

For fucks sake why do some NFL teams hold onto certain QB’s that they do? I’d fucking cut Jacoby Brissett so fast his fucking head would soon, and if Drake doesn’t work out I’d throw a fucking RB in at QB. It couldn’t be much worse than Jacoby fuckin Brissett

HOLY SHIT, that persons at the very end of the Patriots/Jets game was so unfunny it was absolutely embarrassing!!🤢🤢

Amazon just brought on Nikki Glaser on the post game show and it was just very awkward….

Derek Carr dropping the murder rate🙏🏽🙏🏽

“It didn’t happen in THIS particular scenario, so that means it’s not happening at all” My god, could you possibly be ANY dumber?

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Poor guy was splitting the atom before those dastardly TV execs got ahold of him

Roofies are the polite lie to explain the effects four consecutive tequila shots have on women. “I think someone put something in my drink” Yeah it was the bar tender, he put alcohol in your drink when you ordered alcohol.

In 2023 there were 4 white school shooters and 35 black school shooters.

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Big Nook Kickoff single-handedly ruined the Penn State Whiteout. We won’t have an Ohio State or Michigan Whiteout for a long time