I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE! I MEAN I CAN, AND I WILL, OBVIOUSLY. BUT I CAN'T FUCKING DO THIS ANYMORE!

AI's not real. But all the humiliating soul crushing painful experiences you've had as a human are. Become a writer!

new emcee dropped

It is so fucking dystopian that the answer I keep seeing to "why shouldn't we ban cell phones in schools" is "so kids can text their parents that they love them if there's a school shooter"

stupid fucking evil country

This is one of the most heartbreaking pieces of art in American history.

Might blow my savings to live in an apartment with an in-unit washer/dryer. The millennial dream.

He looks like he's about to break out into Agony (Reprise).

Good morning, Simon

Between the first mass shooting of the school year and the tragic stories of Gisele Pelicot and Rebecca Cheptegei being reported on this week, it's hard to take in the reality of so much evil.

For DAME Magazine, I spoke to Carol Mithers about her new book, Rethinking Rescue, an incredibly important look at the intersection between poverty and the animal rescue crisis in the United States. damemagazine.com/2024/09/05/doe…

The lovely folks at Clear the Shelters and NBCUniversal put together this TV spot on me and Simon for Clear the Shelters Month. He looks impossibly handsome.

"What Matthew Desmond’s Evicted does for housing, Mithers does for pet ownership.." An incredible profile of Carol Mithers and RETHINKING RESCUE by Sophie Vershbow for DAME Magazine now live! damemagazine.com/2024/09/05/doe…

9/10 times my anxiety is directly correlated to an email that could be answered in under 45 seconds.

For a [redacted] national publication, I'm looking to speak with people about how a presidential election affects book publishing. Publishing folks, media people, publicists, agents, authors––my DMs are open or you can email me at [email protected] #journorequest

The gang is back together for the next two weeks.

The Perfect Couple is very relatable to me because I too would kill for a house on Nantucket.

Did every single subscription service decide to raise their prices in the same week?

Good morning, Simon and Charlotte

Me opening a strip club