chit chatting with your coworker and someone suddenly walks in

working on small castle at the edge of everything

this photo was taken 19 years ago btw

can i come over and stare at you ❤️‍🔥

yes you can have a handful of my candy but you have to eat it out of the palm of my hand like a timid deer and make eye contact for at least a little bit of the time

i need to be HELD [all the furniture flies across the room ]

me every day

there’s something sick and twisted in him open.spotify.com/track/378Ufdm9…

is this like labor day for shrimp

making lunch… in case you care

You mattress. I chairs ❤️

dishonorable discharge from posting for the offense of stealing someone’s joke

can’t take it anymore i’ve got to level up

Saw a can of vanilla coke at the store, didn't buy it because I could imagine the taste in my head and that was enough