What it feels like when he says he’ll drive

A nice elderly gentleman at the coffee shop asked me what college I study at and I said, "Sir, I am 40. Thank you for assuming I'm a college student. I will proceed to brag about this endlessly."

Staying in a midrange, business friendly hotel in a small to medium sized city right now, oh hell yeah let’s crank that AC down to 61 and order the worst pizza I’ve ever had

People losing their shit because this toddler is Spanish bilingual thanks for his nanny are nuts, giving your child the opportunity to grow up speaking fluent Spanish is gifting them a significant life skill

Trump doesn't want an interest rate cut because it would look good for the Democrats, but also because he's explicitly been campaigning on lowering interest rates

with Kamala Harris pulling ahead in all the key swing states, Nate Silver has dropped the likelihood of Trump winning to 90 percent

- Inflation is under 3% - violent crime at a 50 year low - DOW hit an all-time high yesterday - unemployment is low - jobs are plentiful - gas prices are low - we aren't deployed in any wars - domestic manufacturing is strong - energy production at an all-time high All facts

Best friends ❤️

lmao -- Larry Kudlow looks distraught at he leads his Fox Business show with the terrible news that every major stock index hit a record high today, and then pivots as quickly as possible to bashing Kamala

Donald Trump and NC GOP leaders embraced Mark Robinson for years knowing who he was and what he stood for including disrespect for women and inciting violence. They reap what they sow.

Between Olivia Nuzzi and Laura Loomer, it's been a huge week for 31-year-old women you could've sworn were older

Summer Lovin’ Nubile news woman Nuzzi is the sexiest Olivia since Newton-John, but getting physical with bad boy Bobby wasn’t exactly magic for her career. Is a trip to Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Xanadu the one that she really wants? by Maureen Dowd

BREAKING: BLOCKBUSTER MICROSOFT DATACENTER DEAL RESURRECTING THREE MILE ISLAND NUCLEAR PLANT Microsoft and nuclear plant owner Constellation have agreed to a massive, unprecedented deal to restart the closed Three Mile Island by 2028 to power its datacenters, per the New York

This is an intervention. If you think these are all lies, you might be in a cult. Turn off Fox News, stop listening to propagandists who are paid by our foreign adversaries, and seek new sources of information.

Exclusive Scoop | A confidential source has informed me that Kamala Harris is on the wrong side of vaccines, roadkill bears, and whale decapitation. by Olivia Nuzzi

Republican primary voters are growing attached to lunatics because people like you, specifically, make money terrifying them and turning their brains into custard.

The Autumnal Equinox is here on Sunday. It's a Chicagohenge weekend. This is BeanHenge.

The Autumnal Equinox is here on Sunday. It's a Chicagohenge weekend. This is HancockHenge. #chicago

Totally believe this, the right wing content/Elon Musk tweet firehose algorithm dial has obviously been cranked up to 11