LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

Sexy Dexy Kayvon Burns Sam Darnold is going to be seeing 👻s

W

I don’t care if Daniel Jones Has a beard Is clean shaven Shaves his head Uses manscape to do some trimming JUST WIN

He won’t have any stats in the box score. But hell be the man I have my eyes on the first few drives today. If he’s doing his job I’ll have some hope for this season. If he isn’t well we know how that goes.

I’ll take that over 350 yards 4 TD and a Giants loss any day of the week

Daniel Jones can date Kaye Adams Amy Adams Sam Adams John Quincy Adams As long as he’s winning I don’t give a 💩

Brian Daboll looks like half a Brian Daboll. Let’s hope that doubles our wins from last year

I need to see a few snow angels today Mr Thibodeaux

If a following of woman and a beard and being a douche bag helps him win a Super Bowl I’m all for it. If being a celibate preacher boy gets us there I hope he visits a church. Don’t care how he does it just win

Nabers Wandale Hyatt Slayton By far the best receiving group Daniel Jones has had. You have weapons now Daniel! GET IT TO THEM!

This is Sam Darnold…. The Jets threw him away…. No excuses win!

He dressed to impress! Let’s hope it translates on the field. I think it will. I like This guy

I’m picturing all the Giants fans at halftime rushing to the bathrooms and together yelling LEEEEEEEEEEEK

Well I’m glad this deal got done. If nothing more no I can go to bed knowing the Giants won’t pay him 60 mil a year if we need a QB next year. So thank you Dallas

Alright guys we’ve been waiting since about week 5 of last year for this… A MEANINGFUL football game. Let’s hope we have a good year! We’re about an hour from kickoff! STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND UP NEW YORK GIANTS FANS!!!

Nabers should be doubled often. I also expect the Vikings to blitz a ton. Wandale may be getting all you can eat buffet worth of targets today.

Well the Giants still suck..... This is going to be another tumultuous season. - Daniel Jones SUCKS - Dabols play calling today SUCKED This team is a dumpster fire

Said the same thing live.... If I know its a screen before the balls snapped as a fan watching the game you can bet your ass Van Ginkel is going to know it