“The deceptive nature of women” calm down Sherlock Holmes your virginity is showing

Managed to break the handle off of my window so until further notice my room will be converted into a sauna

The drip finally stopped

Ladies is this too much to ask for?

It is what it is

Criminal shot dead doing crime

Good

America is just day time TV for the rest of the world

The Instagram algorithm is making it so hard for small businesses like me to reach new people☹️ a retweet costs £0 and I’d be so so grateful for the support💙

I’m not crying you’re crying!

Yo why does no shop have ranch

Fuck Amazon Music UK

Fr need a session after work

I’m just tryna relax

Shout out to the women in the yellow Ford KA who warned me about the police down the road keeping it real 🤙🏻

It’s mad that pretty much everyone on earth knows what a brain freeze is.

So are brain freezes universal?

Was in no state to be doing overtime today 😴

Let’s go boys

Fr is this too much to ask for?