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Bill Buckner's mustache was so legendary he kept two spares on his forehead and a third on his neck.

I feel like the hair is coming back in nicely

Hey Freedom loving dude it’s so cold in the Henry Mtns I once saw a man die just from farting. His Colon swole up like a zeppelin & then just shattered like isenglass into a million shiny pieces. Only thing left was his startled face & a pair of Nocona Boots

This breaks my heart 😞

Thanks to these kings for serving our country Dennis Deccio Uncle Paul, Dean Kalles, Blaine Anderson & my wife’s ancestor from the Revolutionary War, Samuel Eggleston. #VeteransDay2021

I don’t want to brag but this year for Christmas I’m getting 100 emails from Lucky Brand jeans because I bought 1 pair of pants last month!

Asking for a friend- Is the new COVID rapid test supposed to be administered rectally?

:: GIVEAWAY :: Giving away two 5th row lower bowl tickets to the Jazz home game against the Magic (2/11) Rules: - must be following me - just like & retweet this tweet (no quote tweets) - leave a comment on why you should be chosen I'll pick a winner Friday morning Good luck!

Last year was hard! But I vowed to fight & even though it may not be over I have won the day. Last week after getting my scan results back the doc said my liver tumors were GONE! 1 immunotherapy treatment. Amazing & dramatic were his words. Now - on with Life! #Cancer #Grateful

.Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський's tv address to the Russian (!) people might be the most moving speech that I've ever seen in my entire life. The whole world needs to see, understand and share this crucial Ukrainian message. #StandWithUkraine #Ukraine #Україна #Russia #Россия

I don’t care what the critics say #encinoman is an American Classic & Brendan Fraser is a national treasure. Pauly Shore was robbed of the Oscar

RT if you think Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський Is a BADASS. #SlavaUkraine

This generation will never know the painful, yet necessary “Be Kind, Rewind” ritual completed at the end of every weekend in the 80’s & 90’s

Last Friday, a new monument honoring four Black Latter-day Saint pioneers was unveiled. As I consider the lives of these inspiring pioneers, I am touched at how they overcame challenges that for many of us would seem unimaginable.

This young hero deserves unlimited retweets saving a life 👍