r/TwoSentenceHorror “Hello?” I said, stepping into the seemingly empty room. “Willkommen,” said Peter Sloterdijk author of Globes: Spheres Volume II: Macrospherology hiding behind a bookshelf

[Jon Travolta voice] introducing the one and only, the WICKedly racist, Hegelian Nick

It’s ableist to call it NaNoWriMo. What if I don’t know what that means

worst possible time to launch my new and distinctly ableist app NoMoReWaRio

hi 👋 just fyi that for many of us “time perverts” the summer is in fact only just beginning 💅🏻

The semester starts tomorrow. Yes, encourage students to come to office hours, but also remember to give them examples of why students have gone:

“Perpetuates” can be a huge word in your 20s but then you really have to move on.

you will never in one million years guess what he’s barking at

The secret to good writing isn’t talent OR effort. It’s actually this interesting cask I have downstairs

In Search of Lost Time but every sentence ends with "lol" ... drive.google.com/file/d/1rrahfd…

AI is desirable to capital because it promises to obsolete yet another class of specialized craftspeople — who, like other craft workers, have been advantaged in the wage struggle by dint of their perceived indispensability.

I did NOT understand that New Yorker cover at all 🤣🤣 at first I was just like “wut thu hull??” is that a??? who is mom?? what family is??? Why is child??🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ but once I visited x.com I sat my ass down and listened

Do something that scares you every day. If you do that, then each day, little by little, you will be scared. Every day will be scary, and your life will be very scary. 💫

me explaining the concept of fiction

guy who always posts about how wrong Marxism is:

Barron Trump is going to NYU? He’s gonna uhhh *relying exclusively on my own college experiences* major in aquatic biology and move in with Pat and Carter

welp my giant Tim Pool back tattoo is gonna look really fuckin stupid now