if i see this ima automatically assume the worst aint even no point

they weighed bonnie at the vet today. a little under 46 pounds!! which means i’m so weak i was thinking she felt like at least 55 😭😭

need a livestream of this asap

one day of work tomorrow and then I’M ON VACATION FOR A WHOLE WEEK

you ppl wanna be cheaters so bad and that’s weird

Chappell Roan is gonna have beef with that baby hippo soon, I can feel it in my waters

Kay sʜᴇᴍᴀᴋɪ ᴍᴏʀʀɪs And also…you mean to tell me they can afford to build and maintain robots but can’t afford to pay real people living wages?

someone tell me not to dye my hair pink rn bc im kinda obsessed with it

I’M ON VACATION

i cannot remember the last time i had an entire week off of work. this is going to be amazing

Freak Offs were rape sessions. Let’s be very clear.

Happy 3 month anniversary to all who celebrate

i need it

do i wear the pedey sox jersey

saving the pod for my road trip tomorrow and it is killing me bc wtf is going on

these 3 new pods will be like half my drive 🙌🏻🙌🏻

exactly.

i need to stop commenting on tiktoks

and we’re off

can someone tell me why i keep getting notifications that my airpods were left behind when i literally have them in my hand