Remember when I said the next step after theocritization would be deciding which denomination gets to rule? They're already at it.

This is a guy who hates his mother.

I used to play in a lunchtime pickup basketball game with Cuban. This is why you never tried to take him inside.

Dear LORD....

She erps for Texas.

Where'd the southern accent go?

Anyone need a good pit crew?

Trump cannot simply be defeated. He and his idolatrous cult must face overwhelming, inarguable repudiation.

If we needed any proof that there are things out there that are greater than ourselves…

Be like that guy.

There might not be much sizzle to Colin Allred's ads, but he does say one thing every Texan right, left or middle knows to be true: Ted Cruz is in it for Ted Cruz.

Bless her heart.

Nothing, and I mean nothing will piss off viewers like interrupting their TV shows for weather alerts - and no weather alert sends people over the edge like a flash flood warning. For some reason there are those who just don't get it. This may help.

Shocked, I tell ya…

Make the time to read this.

Of course Tim O'Hare would say that. He wants fewer people to vote. fox4news.com/news/tarrant-c…

Ted Cruz' ad showing him glancing at the camera from behind his Wayfarers in a perfect "Did you get that?" moment unintentionally reinforces the biggest reason no one likes Ted Cruz.

Next do Radio talk show hosts.

Trump's party.

"Among the types of influencers listed as possible collaborators are actors, politicians, media representatives, activists, and clergymen." wired.com/story/project-…