pervert martini

remember when i made this

The Oscars to David Cronenberg

chappell roan in ken russell’s the devils (1971)

because of woke

if i were aidan and my girlfriend invited the man she cheated with to my cabin it would’ve turned into Antichrist

sometimes all it takes is a 39 year old man commenting “wow! 😍” on one of your photos

love the use of parentheses surrounding “cosmos” here like the author is actually a mixology purist who doesn’t recognize any post prohibition cocktail not mentioned in some obscure 1880s bartending guide as legit

them in 1966:

brandy, it’s marvin. your cousin, marvin melville. you know that new toxic corporate culture you’re looking for?

(paul simon in “50 ways to leave your lover” voice) you don’t have to be corduroy

joyce soft launches her new bf and then oj simpson dies

wait…you’re a girl…and you play bass? you are one interesting chica

writing a cover letter

what is going on with chiitan

Office siren? don’t you mean the satc art lesbians