Have my first mess ball coming up soon, then moving hospitals a few weeks after. Perfect opportunity to get smashed, confess my feelings to my work crush(es) and ruin my already questionable reputation!

When the department is forced to hire an extra doctor because of all my exception reports

NHS radiologists looking at state of the art imaging on windows XP

Passed my very first ARCP. Happy to be deemed “no concerns” by a panel of doctors I have never met before.

Guys can we talk about the douchey twitter bios that are all like London AFP | HLA scholar | #FutureOrthopod | founder @teachingprogramimadeforpoints | crossfit 🏋️‍♂️ | coffee lover ☕️

Med students were semi regularly reduced to tears in these meetings when I was there 🙄

This foreign dr gets suspended for a month for saying the word “promised” while that posh oxford med student can still be a doctor after stabbing her boyfriend. Wild

Taking a history from a patient Them: “well my GP said” Me: “Objection - heresay” Them: “it’s true they wrote it in this letter!” Me: “that’s a hearsay document, your honour” Consultant: “I’ll sustain the objection”

“There is a mandatory audit requirement to pass the rotation” Me:

F2 life #greatcare

What do I do when the ED patient says they can’t afford their antibiotic prescription but smokes 30/day?

Funny moment today. Paperwork being arranged to join a new staff bank. Admin: “you’ll need to shave that beard so your FFP3 fits, or they won’t let you work” Idk which assumption is funnier - that there are FFP3 masks in the dept, or that I can’t work with a beard

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