“All the same textures of feces…” I hear Logan shouting from the toilet and they say romance is dead

we will all have a good week

Starting the day at 7am sending the message “do you expect me to read your mind or can I have some context please?” Which I feel like is a much more professional way of saying “I fucking hate dealing with you”

I’ve been awake since yesterday!!!!!!!!!

Everything would be better if I was dressed like the hamburglar rn

She looks absolutely insane in this pic and that’s bc she IS.

An entire email thread where we are replying back and forth adding one more person to the email each time saying “ok and please cc ____ in all future emails as well” I wish I was kidding but we are up to 9 people who need to be on all emails but DO they really? They don’t.

I don’t deserve this I’m just a girl 🎀

What’s stopping you from looking like this

Why won’t Oreo make a zero stuf Oreo.

One thing I love is smashed penny machines

I love this

We are going to All of Garden tonight so we can get diarrhea!!!! I love it, girl!

They got video of Logan YES

Ichibod Crane Chilis Presidente Margarita

Does anyone want to discuss Chimp Crazy w me or ..

HEARTBREAKING💔Hulk Hogan was found alive this morning at age 71

There literally were school shootings in the 1980s

RIP Rich Homie Quan. Peace and Love to his family… 🕊️