I call bullship

I want it.

Boy math is… Boy math is… Honestly, boy math is whatever new bullshit crypto is trying to pull these days.

Sounds like a shills problem

For the love of god No one ask it How Is Babby Formed?

My AI brings all the boys to the yard. And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right, it's better than yours I can teach you, but I have to charge

So what you're saying is: if we unplug Twitter and leave it alone for long enough...

No, Bay Area, that's not rain. It's just clouds extending their runway.

Evergreen tweet

Honestly, at this point you can’t come here and complain about inflammatory content. The first letters are literally: tw

Help a girl out? I'll go first: Players are made of meat.

Engineers: Version control is git. Designers: Version control is named files. Product: Version control is comments I left in a google doc.

Her: [nonsense sounds] Me: What? Her: [repeats nonsense sounds] Me: But what does that mean? Her: What does anything mean? Me:

Interviewer: So you were you kicked out of your Ph.D program? Candidate: yeah, my advisor didn’t like my approach to my thesis. Interviewer: Oh, what was the topic? Candidate: Bin packing.

Now that likes are private I gotta ask… Why are there any tweets with zero likes?

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