when you've failed at life but realise you can grift thousands of pounds off low iq racists

"are we the baddies?"

Very proud of my place of birth and my sons who attended last night. Also all of the other places around the uk sending a message to these tosses,that message being.. "You can fuck off pal,you can fuck right off! "

Makes me lol when I piss off rw randos and they respond thinking I’m actually Dobby

If I won the lottery, I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs

me in hyde park next year

Me in a pub garden being forced to enjoy fresh air instead of lovely carcinogenic fumes

Grown men missing out on tickets to see their favourite boy band (colourised, 2024)

“Are you going to be ready for a huge surge of people trying to buy tickets?”

What’s the name of his debut album

Dobby: Maybe I've been bored since 9/11.