When he said they’re giving migrants sex changes I nearly spit out my dog

Trump got Taylor Swiftboated.

We all got the questions beforehand, doofus. Everyone except the blathering bonehead at the podium—err, lectern—next to Harris. They’re not gonna ask about potent potables and species of mollusk. No way this guy ever completed 12 Labors. I'm a Lectern

A hole punch cloud, also known as a fallstreak hole or cavum, is a large circular or elliptical gap that can appear in cirrocumulus or altocumulus clouds. This unusual phenomenon is caused by the sudden freezing or evaporation of supercooled water droplets in the cloud layer.

53 and I’ll drive the speed limit if I want (not in the passing lane)

Head Cleaner..... LOL

philip lewis "I will lie to further my racist agenda"

How did Hasenpfeffer miss that tackle?!! I didn’t watch any of the games, but I’ll bet this is relevant to one of them. Come on, Hasenpfeffer, you gotta take a sack in that situation!

Tito Jackson dies at 70. He was Michael Jackson's brother and co-founded the Jackson 5 indystar.com/story/entertai…

So from this opening, it can be inferred that only root vegetables are required to clothe themselves in the California Raisins Cinematic Universe (CRCU). You just don't see worldbuilding like this anymore. x.com/RetroNewsNow/s…

Yes, JD, we Haitia. x.com/Acyn/status/18…

In my new action film, Gary Busey will play President Busey, but his actual first name is “President” and he insists you say both Presidents whenever you address him. “That’s President President Busey!”

These folks have really convinced themselves that parents with biological kids are superior. How ugly can they get? I'm a parent with biological kids. I know we aren't.

Man, Billionaire Open Mic Poetry Night suuuucks. Wait until you hear Bezos’ Ode To Massive Warehouses.

Courier Fontella Bass Childless hedonists 👎 Obscenely rich hedonists with humiliation fetishes & so many kids they can comfortably disown at will 👍 Dude appears to have totally nailed it.

This dude should be focused on figuring out why his ugly ass trucks are falling apart.

Roses are red Elephants have tusks The poetry of apartheid Clyde Simply sucks

I’ve never seen an Elon Musk I never hope to see one But I can tell you here and now I’d rather see than be one.

Passion 2: Electric Boogaloo