the final fate of a flushed turd is a question of eschatological concern

what on earth do women mean when they say that one of their simple pleasures is “oxford commas”?

unbelievably cursed vibes

im not an anxious person, but i do live in fear of the Great Comeuppance

i am a smooth and twinkish little goblin

"that's that me espresso" is good poetry bc it's a sentence whose structure would bewilder you until the song teaches you how to parse it, and from that point on, your understanding of the sentence becomes a private delight.

Without looking up the definition, would you think the word "supernormal" means

the 6th love language is constructive criticism aka words of Taffermation

it's called nicotine cus it's adicotine 😔

gotta find out what a plomb is bc it seems like all the best stylists are doing shit w one

it's sad that I want to bulk up bc i have such an enviable thigh gap rn

on my mf ogden shit

strutting around in my costco brand clogs like *please* don’t scuff my Kirkenstocks 😤

19 yo me was cookin w this one

it’s been a while since i stalled out in the middle of the captive and the fugitive, and at this point i can’t remember the love interest’s name. i keep thinking it’s Aubergine…

being yourself is a crazy drug

"uglily" is an appropriately ugly word