MITCH MCCONNELL SHOULD WORRY ABOUT GETTING ANOTHER SERVING OF PUDDING

Tucker’s out there chatting up fans and reading DMs so I hope someone has told him this and he now knows what an ass he was to Cedric. #BB26

The way all the houseguests say I LOVE YOU to each other all the time is so weird. I know it’s an intense situation, but this is a soft group.

THE MIRAGE HOTEL IN VEGAS IS GONE BUT MAYBE IT WAS NEVER THERE

Kristyn Burtt Oh, I saw it coming.

In the 70s and 80s the bullies were picking on the autistic kids, the sickly kids were eating food that kept them sick, and the transgender kids were listening to/watching David Bowie, Grace Jones & The New York Dolls. What happened is that mainstream kids like you couldn’t hold

THE BENSON MOVIE INTERRUPTION is back at Dynasty Typewriter in L.A. on Tuesday Oct 1 with co-interrupters Patton Oswalt and Lisa Gilroy and more to be added! Get tix now… squadup.com/events/the-ben…

Doug Benson URGENT action needed ❗ The Namibian government plans to slaughter over 700 wild animals as a misguided attempt to address issues like drought & human-wildlife conflicts 💔 Please share & join us in urging them to stop the slaughter! peta.vg/3y14

I FEEL LIKE BEETLEJUICY COUTURE IS A MISSED PRODUCT TIE-IN OPPORTUNITY

HEY MATT WELSH YOU SPELLED ONE OUT OF THREE CORRECTLY GOOD JOB BOY SIT

HE WAS IN THE #1 MOVIE AT THE BOXOFFICE LAST YEAR YOU DINKY DOINK

I FIND THE ‘FOR ME’ COLUMN ON THIS THING IS OFTEN AGAINST ME