It’s the year 2045. Everyone still calls this app Twitter.

Running a business and raising kids is mind numbingly stressful. There are never enough hours in the day and everything feels overwhelming. But seeing our girls have fun and love each other unconditionally makes it all seem worth it. I try to remember that.

They say making your first $100,000 is the hardest.

Just wait untill they find out how losing your first $100,000 feels.

Me destroying the family computer with Limewire…

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but taxing unrealized capital gains is dumb.

My family wanted to see where I lost all our money.

Meta downgraded back to Facebook.

It’s take your child to work day. I’m very excited to show my daughter where I go to cry.

The Invisible Costs series returns! This month, we shine a light on travel and some of the hidden expenses that come with taking a trip. $25 cans of sunblock anyone?!

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BREAKING: Tesla stock surges on worse than expected earnings.

I finally invested in some gold.

“Mark Zuckerberg was a dropout.”

Yeah, he dropped out of Harvard not 10th grade social studies.

Online I’m stupid, but in real life I am stupid.

Nothing is illegal in space.

Just a friendly reminder that the investment with the greatest return is spending time with your loved ones. Have an awesome weekend.

Soon we won’t be able to tell the difference between the robots and humans.

It’s funny how drinking 8 glasses of water in a day seems impossible, but downing 8 beers in a few hours with the boys couldn’t be easier.

Me in 1984 wasting time resting instead of buying Apple stock at $0.09.

Red Lobster is considering a Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing.

I guess you could say the company is in hot water.

The term “allowance” is infantilizing and carries a notion of undue permission that has no place in an equitable relationship.

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