“It is unreasonable to believe that your 2½-year-old can entertain themselves for very long periods of time. Their entire purpose in life right now is to play, cry and attach to you, with the last being the most important.” 😂 washingtonpost.com/advice/2024/09…

“Now, I have two daughters and two sons, and they watch everything. One of my daughters says she wants to be a doctor like me.” My kids definitely don’t say that 😂 Ronke Strong 💪

I'm super curmudgeony when it comes to helping ESI's navigate NIH grants. PO said they're optimistic? Bah. 2nd JIT request? I got binders of those. PO called and said to expect the NOGA later today? *Yawn* That's no NOGA. ERA Commons has an update? Still don't see no NOGA.

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If you ever have a bad day because you just saw a new paper that overlaps with something you're working on, just come back to this tweet

Our flagship results from our The National Institute on Aging (NIA) funded R01 are now published in PNASNews - Effect of a cash transfer intervention on memory decline and dementia probability in older adults in rural South Africa pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pn… Michigan Public Health MRC/Wits-Agincourt Unit

Amtrak Northeast No, it isn't. Train 137 has been stuck in Wilmington for 45 minutes .

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Why would ⁦Governor Mike DeWine⁩ send an op-ed like this to NYT? Hs talking to the wrong people. Why not send it to USA Today or FOX? nytimes.com/2024/09/20/opi…

This. But for manuscript central.

Ah this will work really well

"So everything depends on attitude. You must act like big things in life are, well, no biggie. When you can wrangle people to your abode, serve a tub of Ossetra caviar with Lay’s potato chips. Place it out like guacamole on the coffee table." wsj.com/lifestyle/how-…

"Chicken nuggets have become something of a keyword for neglecting your children" vox.com/the-highlight/…

😂 wsj.com/us-news/confed…

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“a half measure is better than nothing” inquirer.com/education/amy-…

Openings for 1-2 pre-doctoral fellows to join the team at Harvard Kennedy School working on projects related to economics of health equity. More info here: healthinequalitylab.org/researchfellow… Econ RA Listings PREDOC.org

How y'all getting so worked up about negative probabilities, it's all good

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