So turns out I was wrong. Midnight Mass is Mike Flanagans magnum opus. Shits absolutely soul crushing.

Yeah so basically hot youth pastor fucks

Yes, I'm a writer. No, I can't read. We exist

the first millennial president is going to commit a war crime and open up their press conference like "soooo we did a thing haha"

oh ur mom thinks ur handsome? when was the last time u had ur hands on some bitches??

SNL wont even need to change any part of that State of the Union Address to make fun of it. That hurt to watch.

I literally cannot stop thinking about when Biden was talking about the troops and everyone was clapping and cheering and the camera smash cut to the generals sitting perfectly still and silent. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

Cant decide which Elden Ring build to go with...

My favorite part of The Batman was when the Riddler became a discord mod

Im tryina get a gargantuan watch party together for this.

"Siri, disable this mortal coil."

Hunter, I've had this number for two years. Call your fucking baby mama.

My favorite part of boxing is when they hug at the end

Bro you own Twitter

Next time an English professor says they don't want a standard format essay I'm gonna look them in the eyes and tell them they actually do.

After watching the last Obi Wan episode, I can easily say that if Deborah Chow ever needs her pussy ate, she need only bang my line.

Bro you're literally the fucking president.

One more year until my estranged father will no longer be required to insure me by law.