dont try GSU just lay down and come on back home.... where we will wimp your ass some more when you get back on campus.

Your Father Gonna Wimp Your Ass

Saturday Night in Los Angeles ... do not miss our live show at THE ELYSIAN w. Jon Daly and Dan Hentschel

seats are limited so get those tickets asap,

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This kid made a MISTAKE getting DRUNK at school: http://bit.ly/9BxUKm Bieber-Selena Gomez Pacaran Inception Agger nt

Dog Eaten By Bugs: My dog got eaten by bugs last night while i was out partying with my crazy friends

he really said 'Fuck games' a nd 'Fuck the gamers' . We have entered crisis mode and also lockdown

i for one condemn the trolls and their efforts to prevent our greatest minds from preaching Table Manners on heaps of rubble and human gore

about to debut my new character 'huge pussy who thinks mass graves are good and cares a lot about what college students think of him'

anyone who waits to buy tickets at the door will have to sit in a sweaty man's lap

you see? nobody listens. i warned every one college campuses were toxic after i was called Gay & got expelled for drinking a beer too slowly

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TIX AVAILABLE NOW... one night only LIVE at THE ELYSIAN 'Truthpoint: Physiophoria' a powerful experience check it out .

i am like baseball in the fact that my foul balls are always causing fist fights

Oh being from reddit is bad? Well explain this (Instantly shows you the sum of all human knoweledge causing you to freak the fuck out) Yeah

the trolls love scrolling thru the 'hidden replies' on my posts to see my exwife begging me to get all my pinball machines out of her garage

storage wars is a parody of star wars. disrespectful to lucas and supremely unfunny .

ozempic obliterated my balls . i have 0 balls

'Thanks to my posts, over 1000 hostages are now safe and secure in their homes. May I ask how many hostages your posts have freed?' - DRIL