flower sink

To die, to eep. To eep, perchance to dream

I hope it is none pizza with left beef

Good Evening, “DNC surprise Beyoncé” was a 7 hour sociological study conducted by the Democratic Party. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your attention.

More pictures from the Irish NVS Show, super quality exhibits

when the little barista asks me if whole milk is ok

there was a time in life where we started every morning with a glass of milk. perhaps that’s what we need. make america milk again

going to the farmers market. hoping to find some really unique mushrooms and homemade hot sauce. hopefully they have that

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You’re on mute. You’re on mute. You’re on mute. You are on mute you are ON MUTE oh hey yeah we can hear you now

oh no. my attention. it’s deficit

haven’t played video games in so long because i’ve been so busy and that’s really messed up. as an adult, a free spirit, a hero to some maybe, i deserve the right to play video games

obsessed with making my husband scooby doo sandwiches. radwife

To love someone is to sign up to indulge in an interminable series of mundane—and even corny—rituals that keep the spark alive and the garden in gloom. It is like a courtship that never ends.

it’s like all of a sudden it’s september first and i start dressing like unique oatmeal recipes. wrong pinterest board, right speckled shade of taupe

Well you know what they say, c’est la vibe

From Jennifer Carter, a teacher at Apalachee High School in Winder, Georgia. What the hell are we doing?

Friday, 5 pm

it’s pathetic that there isn’t an nfl team called The Frogs. you have all of these animals, and yet, no frog? why the hell