"Uniforms are good because they remove markers between the haves and the have nots." A week later "We are ritually humiliating your child for having the £10 version of the exact same skirt our sole official suppliers want to charge £40 for"

Ancient Times smbc-comics.com/comic/ancient-… #smbc #hiveworks #comics #webcomics

An aglet is a small cover, usually made of plastic or metal, attached at each end of a shoelace, a cord, or a drawstring. It keeps the fibers of the lace or cord from unraveling. w.wiki/7TST

Bonus topical listing #SunakSevenBins

The new section of my MAINTENANCE book--a digression about "Corrosion" is now up at Books in Progress: books.worksinprogress.co/book/maintenan…

And the satisfaction of pressing the “degauss” button on the monitor while you wait.

Morrisons Ultimate Breakfast review accompanied by a sad piccolo flute.

Thanks to TheBrowser for touting my most recent installment of my MAINTENANCE book--"Rust Never Sleeps." thebrowser.com/free/rust-case…

Astonishing views in Ranscombe Bottom. Happy autumn equinox to those who care.

Literally any movie can be improved with Muppets.

Perfect timing.

Nuneham viaduct from the river

We should be back around 11 o'clock, unless Mr Sugden is talking about Deep Purple again & misses the turn off, he did on the way here.

This is the content we are here for. Stool chat.

Some immature idiot did this to the shaking incubator. Honestly, grow up. Also it definitely wasn’t me.

I was trying to describe these to some young people during a ‘what we did for entertainment before the internet’ monologue. Glad I can still use the trick to see them, in fact it is easier now they’re on reflective screens rather than in newspapers or books.

me talking about Britain generally v me talking about magnificent British plugs

A meme page to check every time MatLab crashes To everyone confused, this is a chatgpt answer. It’s always wrong in hilarious ways

I wrote a very short story