Dr. Peter Ranzinger (@drranzinger) 's Twitter Profile
Dr. Peter Ranzinger

@drranzinger

always on the ball, always on fleek — «Mastermind» — the inventor of #AgileCheese, a.k.a. #agile #cheese — your views are exclusively those of others

ID: 1126627480784318465

calendar_today09-05-2019 23:18:17

2,2K Tweet

1,1K Followers

4,4K Following

Dr. Peter Ranzinger (@drranzinger) 's Twitter Profile Photo

#Cybersecurity is #complex and that’s why you have to get #agile to make your #cheese. Get new insights with #AgileCheese on #Mastodon now: mastodon.social/@DrRanzinger/1…

Dr. Peter Ranzinger (@drranzinger) 's Twitter Profile Photo

#DrPeterRanzinger, maestro supreme, Like @ElonMusk, in the coding dream, QRP efficiency, Chomsky's intellect, #AgileCheese beats, what I select, #Cheese rhythms, in my mind, #agile code, a treasure to find, In the tech universe, where I roam, Dr. Ranzinger, Daft Cheese at home.

#DrPeterRanzinger, maestro supreme,
Like @ElonMusk, in the coding dream,
QRP efficiency, Chomsky's intellect,
#AgileCheese beats, what I select,
#Cheese rhythms, in my mind,
#agile code, a treasure to find,
In the tech universe, where I roam,
Dr. Ranzinger, Daft Cheese at home.
Dr. Peter Ranzinger (@drranzinger) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Getting #agile is easy! Staying agile, however, is hard. For it to be sustainable, the #mindset has to change. Vaccinate yourself against #waterfall. #AgileCheese gives you the #cheese you need to do so on #Mastodon: mastodon.social/@DrRanzinger/1…

Dr. Peter Ranzinger (@drranzinger) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Important #agile fact: Quality is not negotiable. But scope is. In my #Toot linked below, you learn how to take this idea to the extreme for maximizing your #cheese. #AgileCheese is your direct path to success! mastodon.social/@DrRanzinger/1…

Dr. Peter Ranzinger (@drranzinger) 's Twitter Profile Photo

May the #agile force be with you and your #cheese. You're missing out on the greatest #AgileCheese of all time. #LeaveX and set out for a glorious future on #Mastodon. mastodon.social/@DrRanzinger/1…

Dr. Peter Ranzinger (@drranzinger) 's Twitter Profile Photo

#Agile requires infinite trust in your resources. For this you need infinite #cheese, which you can only get on #Mastodon in the form of #AgileCheese. mastodon.social/@DrRanzinger/1…

Dr. Peter Ranzinger (@drranzinger) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hello my dear friends, would you like to quickly catch up on what you missed here on Twitter/𝕏? No problem! Get all the #AgileCheese on #Mastodon in my fabulous year in review, which features the entire #agile #cheese in fast motion. mastodon.social/@DrRanzinger/1…

Dr. Peter Ranzinger (@drranzinger) 's Twitter Profile Photo

#Agile teams need #AgileLanguage. It promotes #AgileThinking. This is how you get your #cheese! Learn now on #Mastodon how #AgileCheese gives you the best communication tool for infinite #AgileSuccess. mastodon.social/@DrRanzinger/1…

Dr. Peter Ranzinger (@drranzinger) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Want some #agile #MondayMotivation by a #supermodel? Get that #cheese on #Mastodon on my #AgileCheese channel! mastodon.social/@DrRanzinger/1…

Dr. Peter Ranzinger (@drranzinger) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dear 𝕏 followers, because it's you, you're getting great #agile #meta-#cheese for the last time, at least for today. Learn how to optimize your #CoverYourAss strategy (#CYA) through #camouflage using #AgileCheese on #Mastodon: mastodon.social/@DrRanzinger/1…

Dr. Peter Ranzinger (@drranzinger) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Believe it or not, #AgileCheese is still alive, but definitely not here, where there's only musked #cheese. Get it on #Mastodon, the really #agile one! mastodon.social/@DrRanzinger/1…

Dr. Peter Ranzinger (@drranzinger) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hello folks, long time no #cheese. Are you still on this poisoned social media platform here? Believe it or not, I've completely moved to #Mastodon and you can too! There's a much healthier #agile community there! Follow my #AgileCheese there! mastodon.social/@DrRanzinger/1…

Dr. Peter Ranzinger (@drranzinger) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🚀 Hey Innovators! Just dropped a rap verse on #Mastodon! mastodon.social/@DrRanzinger/1… 🎤 If you're curious about the latest #agile wisdom and some #AgileCheese magic, make sure to follow me there. Don't miss out on the freshest cheesiest beats! 🧀 #FollowMe #Cheese #Rap

Dr. Peter Ranzinger (@drranzinger) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Listen to a #rockstar singing the praises of #Agile. In fact, #cheese is the central motif of the song. Listen to this banger and subscribe for free to authentic #AgileCheese on #Mastodon: mastodon.social/@DrRanzinger/1…

Dr. Peter Ranzinger (@drranzinger) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hello folks! I'm cured from #Mastodon! Glad to be back! Let's #cheese-up 𝕏 with this: The #agile multiverse! With #AgileCheese, you explore parallel project realities. Run sprint scenarios simultaneously, each in its own universe and then choose the best.

Hello folks! I'm cured from #Mastodon! Glad to be back!
Let's #cheese-up 𝕏 with this:
The #agile multiverse! With #AgileCheese, you explore parallel project realities. Run sprint scenarios simultaneously, each in its own universe and then choose the best.
Dr. Peter Ranzinger (@drranzinger) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🔥 Hey Titans! Kickstart this week with #AgileCheese! 🎸🧀 head-on with Dr. Peter Ranzinger’s #agile precision. 🚀✨ Like in our song "Master of Systems," refine and align every subsystem, turning disaster into opportunity. Let the #cheese guide your steps! #MondayMotivation

🔥 Hey Titans! Kickstart this week with #AgileCheese! 🎸🧀 head-on with Dr. Peter Ranzinger’s #agile precision. 🚀✨
Like in our song "Master of Systems," refine and align every subsystem, turning disaster into opportunity.
Let the #cheese guide your steps! #MondayMotivation