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Dr. Shadowgazer

@dshadowgazer

the dark side of medicine

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Other specialties get so excited when radiology misses things. šŸ˜‚ ā€œAh ha! Got ya! See, we donā€™t need you! We read our own!ā€ Also Iā€™m actually trying to imagine a world where I would post pictures of surgical complications with flippant captions. Like wtf?

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If you have Amazon (who doesnā€™t) and type in ā€œthank my driverā€ and click the top result, your most recent deliverer will get a $5 bonus. Not huge, but a fast way to spread some Christmas cheer!

If you have Amazon (who doesnā€™t) and type in ā€œthank my driverā€ and click the top result, your most recent deliverer will get a $5 bonus. 

Not huge, but a fast way to spread some Christmas cheer!
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I donā€™t know why Iā€™m so shocked every time I taste baby food The package will literally say ā€œingredients: peaches.ā€ And Iā€™ll try it and be like holy shit that tastes EXACTLY like a peach

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Son, 3: hey mom can I wipe my yogurt on the wall Wife: no Iā€™ll get you a napkin Son: ok. Hey mom thereā€™s yogurt on the wall

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me: soā€¦.. i just keep these at my house? like in a drawer? gastroenterologist handing me envelope of colonoscopy report containing pictures of my colon and anus: yes exactly! me: gastro: me: gastro: i keep mine on my nightstand

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Student loan repayments have become the most confusing part of my life. Like what even is MOHELA? When I log in there are 14,000 updates/messages/confusions. They are going to make us all give up and just pay them, arenā€™t they?? THIS IS ALL PART OF THE EVIL PLAN