the $bome tg is ded 💀 $bome doesn't even have an official x account 💀 how long will $bome stay at $500m mcap before it crashes to 0? dump it now on dumpy

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how gud is eterheum really

ethereum is bad ($ethbear) on solana who's building this

can't list $ethbull bc it's on a dead chain (eth) but there's a bulltoken on solana that's down 65% from its ATH and it gets listed in 1 hour

You can now short Mumu on dumpy!

with a chart like this MUMU THE BULL should change its name to mumu_bear

fixed that for you MUMU THE BULL

.wassielawyer （哇西律师） is the lawyer who ditched the suit to give legal advice on twitter in his pajamas. he's got some bangers online, let's hope they translate to bangers in-person! watch him perform for the first time ever at stand up only night!

🤣 yeah this shitty meme is definitely going to zero

memecoin bears vs $mumu

gm

dumpy tg be like

intern warming up for shitposting about today's listing

we value diversity at dumpy currently listed: cats, dogs, bulls, frogs, celebs, and retardio monkeys are next. first monkey goes live in 2 hours

monkey bleed, monkey die short it to zero in 1h

You can now short Ponke on dumpy!

our listing agent (= dumpy intern) didn't discover $ponke on instagram he found it in the shitcoin sewers DUMP IT TO ZERO

One day you will wake up and $PONKE will be at zero Will you celebrate or will you be salty that you missed the opportunity to short? The place is here and the time is now