good morning hunnies how we FEELIN

suddenly I feel old

It was too funny to not share on tik tok

babes 3 bottles of rosé down with my platonic wife and her mumma and boy do I want to make bad decisions!!! Boy do I want to send that text!!!! Stop me!!!! Before we call it album two !!!!!!!

Gorl just did her first Pilates class and I’m walking back like I’ve just had a one night stand. Shaking in ma wee boots pal! Girls don’t want sex they want Pilates !

my last two tweets make me look unhinged someone lock me out

roses are red violets are blue I have a stye on my eye what tf do I do

It’s a sad heartbreak song PLEASE

The definition of thoughtfulness is that while I was on Ed tour the pyro guys would wait until I soundchecked to test the flames because they knew how obsessed with it I was. One day I too, will have an unnecessary amount of flames and fire while I guitar solo

hey hey guys hey I posted on tik tok hey hey guys hey

if ‘screaming crying throwing up’ is our generations version of ‘live laugh love’ do you think we will have wooden plaques commemorating those words hanging in our kitchens too or

Like we all know a mum with this in her kitchen, so will ours be screaming 😍😍😍😍 crying 🤪🤪 throwing up xoxoxoxoxo ❤️❤️❤️

hello I know I’ve been quiet gimmi a week and I’ll explain lol love u please don’t go anywhere

does anyone know where the hell the tennis final went

the regret of not having gone Reading or Leeds this year is starting to cut a liiiiittle deeper than before

always the writer, never the muse