PLEASE DONATE IF YOU CAN AND HELP DOUNIA AND HER FAMILY ESCAPE GAZA

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Apples to apples… dust to dust

I'm so mad at the influencers who can easily help Gazans with their GFM by retweeting or quoting their tweets which is the bare minimum they can do but most of them choose to write lessons of patience for us as if they live with us on the ground. gofund.me/2257c7f5

my wife said she loves this trailer because she gets to see me smile for once. I said “i smile every time you say you’re going on a business trip!”

I’m the one who keeps saying “the perfect photo doesn’t exist”. And I’m sick of being cut off as I’m speaking

I WAS HACKED you guys I have at least two years left of an acting career before I need to sell MacBooks. I’m so sorry if you thought you were DMing with me. The good news is that the hacker did block broti and she will be staying blocked.

Lmfao

i think its going to be tim kaine!

Recently had a fever and dreamed I ordered something at a diner called “the Roadside America Bowl” and when it came to the table it was a full-grown man covered in barbecue sauce. The next day joe Biden dropped out!!!

must be nice

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Put the emoji over your baby . It just makes me that much more determined to find out what it looks like

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madame tussaud didnt have a single real friend to tell her what she was doing was weird

if the plane can’t go to the gate, that has nothing to do with me. We landed. I can get out and walk

smile 2 comes out October 18. It’s not real though nobody actually got hurt or anything

“They teach us how to do our taxes but not-”? Where are the american schools that teach you how to do your taxes? One year my math class watched Cool Runnings twice

Among all the difficulties we face as Gazans with the continuation of the genocide against us and the continuation of the aggression on Gaza, we are still trying to survive among those pains with your help. Pls share and spread the word.. gofundme.com/f/rescue-my-fa…

two people not listening to each other going back and forth without an audience? sounds like my podcast!!!!!