If you don’t see me posting a lot, it’s probably because I’m enjoying my life. If you see me posting a lot, it’s probably because I’m depressed.

Working on a gritty adult reimagining of Paddington bear. Gonna be spin-off series involving his cousin Saddington.

When you bang your shin on the coffee table.

This will be massively popular. I think a lot more people want dumb phones than we realize.

Robert Frost: Hello, I’m known for taking the road less traveled by, but thanks to the new Dodge Durango, every road is yours to travel.

He would’ve loved Pop figures.

Studios developing live service games.

In honor of Metal Gear Solid’s 26th anniversary here’s a Solid Snake.

Art.

An SNL sketch where a neighbor keeps refusing to try the meat at Henry Cavill’s barbecue.

Because the shooter was a conservative who thought Trump was a pedophile and also because Trump didn’t actually get shot.

If you slowly raise the temperature of the water a frog doesn’t realize it’s being boiled alive and that’s also how inflation works.

Dudes getting so mad at this song they had to announce how bad they were at sex was the self-own of the century.

My friend was trying to land a kickflip so I told him to Tony Hawk Tuah on that thang.

It was the best of vibes, it was the worst of vibes.

Ah yes, let’s not make a movie about a billionaire who dresses up like a bat to fight crime too fantastical.

We can’t have Russia interfering in our elections, that’s for American corporations to do!

This is how your email finds me.

Just because something is aimed at children doesn’t mean it’s fine if it sucks.