(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good... might as well salivate. it's my choice.

my mom sounds like nba twitter when talking abt single ppl “32 and no ring, it’s a shame. great career but nothing else”

Found your website

Kagurabachi is my new favourite manga in that it has cool fights and art but also every character kind of looks like they're in ctrl alt delete

unfortunately every time one of these posts goes around the quotes are nothing but this

Actually I think multiple defensive players will? Please retract this

You pushed everyone in your life away with your abusive and manipulative behavior and now you’re fishing for pity? Nice try

original Timberwolves logo looks like a dog that can’t believe it’s being asked for a divorce

The world is tired of Ryan Reynolds' self aware famous guy thing after watching him do several massive Private Equity deals

Tears in my eyes at the bit where they catch the onion

Every time I read Better Offline my Oura ring thinks I'm working out. Podcasting is cardio

It's time to play: GUESS! WHAT! THE! ORIGINAL! POST! IS! ABOUT!!! 🙏🙏👏👏🙌👏🙏🙌👏

Turning and saying this to another guy at the airport bar

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