We’re making it easier for you to keep hydrated at work, at school and at home with our Friday the 13th Mug Sale. 30% off ALL MUGS this weekend. Stay moist, kids!

There is definitely a dumber way to do this, namely _not_ having an Effin' Birds calendar for 2025. Don't be dumb. Get the calendar from your local bookseller like McNally Robinson

See you this weekend in Madison, Wisconsin! I used to live near the St Albert Cheese Factory, so I am able, prepared and expecting to judge the quality of your cheese curds.

Check your local bookstore for ALL FOUR incredible formats of the 2025 Effin' Birds calendar, featuring 100% new jokes! Really: you can buy the day-to-day calendar, read it tonight, and spoil all of 2025. Visit eatf.art for some online ordering options.

Friday the 13th is your lucky day! Get 30% off on ALL mugs, ceramic and enamel. Even the Big-Ass mugs are on sale when you use code “MUGSALE” at checkout.

Words of encouragement from Effin' Birds especially if you’re closer to retirement than I am

Look who's on the badge! See you all weekend at Madison Comic Expo.

Know someone who can’t live without coffee? Or maybe they’re super-serious about their tea? Let them know that all our mugs are 30% off this weekend when you use the code “MUGSALE” at checkout.