Saturated, devoid of charisma and battling to be heard over the disco beat of D:Ream… fitting really that this is Sunak’s swansong #goodbyetoriesgoodbye

Will D:Ream be number one next week… or Wet Wet Wet? #goodbyetoriesgoodbye

Pure class

Help out our prickly friends by building a hedgehog feeding station 👇 🦔 wildlifewatch.org.uk/activities

Feel slightly very sick #farage

“Join the revolt (ing)” #Farage

Time to look back Frog-faced-fascism-fan Nigel Farage MP’s most Alan Partridge moments… (thread) 1. “Knowing Me, Knowing EU Ah-ha!!”

Must have for 4th July

“Nope”

Filled with joy and vitriol in equal measure to have discovered insane moments in british politics. Late to the party, but better late than never…

All this, and now I have a metal shin as a result of ridiculousness, the amount of apologising I am going to have to do at security is set to be off the scale… can’t wait

Delighted to share Millie to #DogsAtPollingStations today. She took the process very seriously in the beautiful village of #Crockenhill in #Kent #dogsatpollingstations

Liz Truss vanishing is possibly the greatest of a great great night #cananyonefindalettuce?

Here’s my #treeoftheday in the fabulous -#Kent countryside ALASTAIR CAMPBELL - one of my best views and first time I’ve seen it since a nasty accident curtailed my walking in April #gettingbacktoit

. The Kings Arms massive thanks for reserving me and my broken leg your booth in the bar tonight. It was brilliant to be out without worrying about sitting down and the pub atmosphere was excellent. See you again soon!

Snail, cracking on with its day #Kent #walking #rehabilitation #orif #countryside

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“Needless to say, I had the last laugh”

Needed cheering up a bit so went on the rejected petitions bit of the government website to see how it was going.

A perfect storm of having to arrive early for an appointment to secure hospital parking, and forgetting my current book, means I have given myself permission to buy ‘How They Broke Britain’ James O'Brien - at least I’m in the right place when my blood pressure shoots sky high…