It’s three years since we lost Sean. He’s never far from my thoughts . Miss you old pal

The Edinburgh Festival Fringe is everything I wanted it to be and more.

Seven years ago I made the decision to go freelance and it has all led to this moment of being able to sit in my pyjamas at 8.54am and deciding to watch the new episode of #LoveIsBlindUK instead of working

Nope. Fuck right off.

I've frozen a peach... ... I'm going there tomorrow. ...... grating that peach.

This is why I say goodbye to friends and family in early November and don't come out until pancake day. Dark, short days are a crock of shit. There is not enough pumpkin latte or whatever autumn winter people like to fill the void of actual sunlight.

Arts funding

Introverts don't hate people, they hate drama. Stress. Shit that lowers their vibe. That's why they avoid arguments. That's why they avoid conflicts. That's why they keep their life private. They're simple people. People of the soul. All they want is love, peace and good vibes.

This is the most horrific show I have ever watched. I thought it was a spoof. It is cruel. And black mirror level fucked up. This isn't entertainment. #popstaracademy

I just can't make a Chicken Kiev without it pissing butter. I'm out. I quit.

behind a girl who hates her birthday, is a little kid who longs to be surprised, to be welcomed at 12:00 AM, to be showered with gifts and a cake, and to receive a letter expressing how important she is.

Imagine if people made friendship bracelets for the Oasis gigs, and they all said things like AR KID and NOB ED

A Man’s Guide To The Menopause. A man asked me what the Menopause was like: let’s imagine your nuts dropped off aged 40. Your GP only suggests losing weight as a cure for your consequent physical and mental disintegration.

I live alone. I create half as much rubbish, I only put a single strain on public services (library use, etc.) Why should I pay the same as a couple?Honestly the discount should be more than 25%, not less!

It's already a terrifying stat that there is no region in England where an average-earning woman can afford to live (buy or rent) on her own. Let's not make it any worse. Justice for us single people.

Single and living by yourself: - rent costs more - bills cost more - taxis cost more - hotels cost more - restaurants hate you government: - what if you also paid more council tax that non single people

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Murdered. She was murdered.