on facetime with yas and every 5 minutes she just starts singing levitating and careless whisper help

we’re looking at pools and emily goes hm 4ft x 4ft what about that and my mom said that’s as tall as her HAHAHAHHA

kailey is so funny i’m crying

i have to stop online shopping every time i have a rough day i have 30 first graders everyday is a rough day

another day of taking work home and avoiding it so i brought it home for nothing 🥰

i learned SO much in college. like what depression is and that i had it

*oven beeps kailey: that’s the sound of nature 😏

happy fall break to me i have one week to get my entire life together 🤩

Call me antisocial but please don’t call me

“i wanted something spicy and this is sweet” “it’s not sweet” “yes it is? what else is it?“ “it’s sexy”

“when someone calls your mom a MILF” “…mother……..in law?”

no unfortunately i cannot give you directions around the city i have lived in my entire life

my dad finally said we could get another dog someone find us a puppy

sorry i missed ur text i actually saw it immediately and didn’t want to reply too fast and then i forgot

but is it really a first day back to school if i don’t have a huge headache ?