me: “so i’m going on a date with this guy i think i could like” my best friend: “go easy on the alcohol that night”

who needs enemies when i sabotage my own life on a daily basis

“i only have one semester left of college and have no idea what i want to do with my life” mood

things that keep me up at night: - Nate & Serena didn’t end up together !?? - the OC really killed off Marissa Cooper when she deserved a happy ending - Dan as Gossip Girl made no sense and was a quick fix to end the show

@ the squad group text

honeymoon outfit goals

if two people are in a relationship, LEAVE IT ALONE. not that hard to show some respect 👏🏼

wasn't my original plan to become such a bitch but here i am

everything is easier said than done

fun fact: my phone also works when ur not bored, lonely or horny

I miss you but I'm not gonna crack.

I still get excited for you when I hear about something good happening in your life.

washing down your birth control with a shot of tequila

still trying to figure out how something so good could turn out so bad

i just want to be on the beach with a drink in one hand and a puppy in the other

spring break is calling my name

one thing i always look for is if a guy opens up my car door for me. that's a sign he's a good one.