there is nothing I love more than an A Frame house on a lakefront

I still feel guilty for bamboozling my granny into buying me a pair of Apple Bottom Jeans at Macy's when I was in middle school. She thought the apple detailing was cute and was unaware of the implications.

God saves the toughest battles for his strongest soldiers *just barely survived an everything shower*

I'm ready for for Act II !!!!!

I finally upgraded my iPhone 7 Plus so now I can have twitter on my phone again. I’m back baby!

I don’t think I have a celebrity doppelgänger. I really just look like my dad. Man, myth, legend, Dave Mansfield

will always be 50/50 on humidity because my hair hates it but my skin absolutely loves it

America: where a felon can’t vote but can be president #dreambig

I had to apologize to the worker man who came to fix my ac today because my dog growled at him a little and watched him like a hawk but I’m not really apologetic. As a single woman, I’m glad to know my dog won’t let anything happen to me when an unknown man is in our space.

If you’re mulling over a Birkenstock purchase, BUY THEM! My Arizona sandals are heading into their 9th summer. The suede could use a little cleaning but they are still in great shape.

I was giving my dog rice with his food for a couple days because he was having some stomach troubles and now he is refusing to eat without it. My baby is just like me lmao he knows exactly how to get what he wants!!!!!!!!

girl dinner is string cheese and Reese’s cups

I would have killed in the Regency Era

me if eating an entire rotisserie chicken ever becomes illegal

the makeup free face card is actually kinda sickening if you ask me

Because I Said So is a batshit crazy film and I watch it every 6 months or so

season 9 of RHONY is actually perfect from start to finish

pigeons after watching the new #RHONY trailer

Poseidon: God of the Pool

Taylor Frankie Paul essentially saying she is working through not being white trash is incredible television