Dick Van Dyke singing "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" in a restaurant will cheer you up no end

Well wasn’t he nice 😭 #terryjones #twodownfourtogo #montypython #alwayslookonthebrightsideoflife

Jacob Rees-Mogg undertakes massive deletion project of his own tweets. This is in fact a very good sign. He’s deleting all his criticism of May’s relatively soft Brexit. Just in time for Johnson’s pivot. I told you this would happen!

I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.

This calls for a little celebration.

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Now it’s crazy to me how 120 minutes of football and a penalty shoot out later that the feeling towards some of our England players drastically changed. Immediately after the game social media platforms became the toxic and racist safe place for the ignorant and cowardly rats

Downing street lit up in Ukrainian colours whilst suspending visa's for Ukrainian nationals. If you want a real example of "virtue signaling" that is it!

Shakespeare said "Hell is empty & all the devils are here"😈 If they are here, this @RickyGervais quote helps to identify them. "Imagine a vet paying you to put down your dog & then lying next to it for a selfie." If you have a #selfie like this one, you're one of the devils.

I have a degree in Philosophy. #Justsayin x.com/fernandosvzla/…

'Puppy farm breeders have three priorities... Money, Money, Money!' More: theleader.info/2018/02/19/pup… #LucysLaw #wheresmum #adopt Pets In Spain

Do you support #LucysLaw ? ASBO Granny Rosie is asking you to support #LucysLaw and help stop the disgusting trade of puppy farms, be the voice for the voiceless #dogs #wheresmum

A lot of people confuse their right to free speech with a right to be actually listened to or taken seriously. You have to earn that.

This is 2018, Piers. You can be what you want to be. x.com/piersmorgan/st…

Feeling like a #winner after surviving my first ever blood test at @UMusicUK today 💪🙌💉 #workbenefits #scaredycat