THREAD: I’ve been thinking a lot this week about the Britney Griner exchange and trying to understand why some have questioned her release and have been disappointed in the swap. It’s interesting to see the uproar implying it was not a “fair” trade… that some how WE lost because

Rediscovered this article I bookmarked ten years ago about a man who built a cardboard castle to apologize to his cat and watching the video he made is still a joyous meditation a decade later. jezebel.com/man-apologizes…

JOKETELLERS UNION is THIS Wednesday with Zahnae Aquino, Sam Miller & more! Tickets available here: clockoutlounge.com/event-detail/1…

The Dogs of 2022

Magic Mike III doesn't take advantage of the fact that is set in the UK to be Channing Tatum vs. the Full Monty dudes, they are leaving money on the table.

This Wednesday's JOKETELLERS UNION has got everyone's favorite hyperlocal comedy journalism, BEACON HILL NEWS with DAN HURWITZ. Plus me & Emmett & @burldirkman & more. Tix here: clockoutlounge.com/event-detail/1…

Fine. I'll say it. It's messed up that Mars, Inc. euthanized those talking M&Ms and donated their bodies to science.

Until I can find my Apple Pencil I will be making “posters” with my fingers. They have their own crude beauty and hopefully they will entice you to join us at the Clock-Out Lounge this Wednesday for JOKETELLERS UNION

One of the most important culture wars happening right now is the nationwide conflict between HOAs and folks who own those 12 foot skeletons from Home Depot.

SPOILER ALERT for #KnockAtTheCabin : By the time Dave Bautista finally stopped saying banana, I was indeed glad but also terrified.

Honored to again be part of Real Change 's "celebrity" vendor week starting this Wednesday. Consider supporting independent journalism and participating in your neighborhood

JOKETELLERS UNION is this Wednesday! It's been packed lately, get your tickets here: clockoutlounge.com/event-detail/1…

Joketellers Union is TMRW! 2 badass comics from PDX & an animated short premiere! Plus Burl Dirkman & Emmett Montgomery & all the Union biz. Tickets here: clockoutlounge.com/event-detail/1…

Tomorrow has become today! Come be part of something!

Hey I need you all to see the stand up comedy scene in this movie

French onion soup is Spanx for stale bread.

When pizza goes to heaven, is each slice an individual angel or are they all reunited as a perfect circle?

Someone called me "Hot Dumbledore" yesterday but I would have been more comfortable with "GanDILF."

For the JOKETELLERS UNION next Wednesday we've got Ahamefule J. Oluo melding music & comedy! Plus Mitch Mitchell & Liz Thompson & me & Emmett Montgomery & Burl Dirkman! Tickets: clockoutlounge.com/event-detail/1…

"A corpse flower blooms in Jeff Bezos' balls" is a depressingly beautiful poem about Seattle.